She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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