Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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