what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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