At least make sure they are 18
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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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