So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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