Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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