How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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