This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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