Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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