come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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