WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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