Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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