Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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