Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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