bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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