I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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