I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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