Dual....:-)
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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