it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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