Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
