Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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