fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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