Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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