I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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