I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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