You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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