what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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