She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This baby is an asshole
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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