So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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