Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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