And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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