walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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