doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
