i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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