Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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