For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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