I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
ok first of all what the fuck
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