these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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