Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My liver just had a heart attack.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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