he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He? As in you personified your dick?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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