Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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