help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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