she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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