There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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