Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Alive.
So much puke
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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