Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize