Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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