Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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