Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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