But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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