I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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