I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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