Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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